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January 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Wish and Halo, the adorable trick machines on speed!

Now, I’m sure there’s a prolific, extra speedy ho on Adderall out there who can easily turn 28 tricks in a minute. But Wish and Halo can turn a different kind of trick and they can turn a trick much, much, much faster than your average dog who takes a good two minutes to realize that you saying “sit” means it needs to put its ass on the ground if it wants that treat. The dynamically talented pooch duo of Wish and Halo can do 28 tricks in one minute and it got them a Guinness World Record.

Emily Larlham is a dog trainer extraordinaire and YouTuber from El Cajon, CA, and she’s got herself a talented troupe of doggies made up of border collies Wish and Halo, and Kiko, Splash, and Tug. All of them are a billion times more talented than half of the tricks we post on this site, but it’s Wish and Halo who are now record holders. In 60 seconds, Emily went through 28 dog tricks from “sit” to “wait” to “sit pretty” to “fetch.” Emily gets her dogs to become a full America’s Got Talent episode by showering them with positivity. via GWR:

Emily uses a method called ‘Progressive Reinforcement Training’, a term she developed that classifies a type of training-style that doesn’t involve any form of physical or psychological intimidation.

To help congratulate her dogs with their “puptastic” behaviour throughout the attempt, Emily used key words like “Good” and “Yes”, along with a clicker and plenty of dog treats.

On top of Wish and Halo getting the Guinness World Record for doing the most tricks in one minute, Wish got another Guinness World Record for the fastest 5-meter crawl by a dog, doing it in 2.175 seconds. That’s really fast, but I’m sure there’s a dirty dog out there who has crawled back to his wife faster after getting dumped by his side piece.

Here are the ultra-talented Wish and Halo showing off their talents to become record holders!

Okay, but I got a trainer for my dog and after about two dozen sessions, he pulled off a major trick, because he made money disappear from my checking account without learning one thing. Actually, that’s not true. He did learn how to throw a glare at me that screamed, “Bitch, don’t act like you’re not going to just give me the treat anyway without me doing shit” as I offer him a treat to sit. So in other words, he trained me. Now let me check if there’s a Guinness World Record for that.

Pic: Guinness World Records

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