Night Crumbs
In case you’re wondering where Michael B. Jordan and Lori Harvey are in their relationship, they’re at the “grab that titty for an Instagram pic” phase – Lainey Gossip
Okay, I’m happy for Laura Jeanne Poon and her new dogs, who will live in luxury for the rest of their days, but she really missed an opportunity by not naming one of them Laura Jeanne Pooch – Celebitchy
The new Saved By The Bell got a second season, and since Peacock is in the mood to order new episodes of a sitcom from the 80s and 90s, can they please make the dreams of everyone (yes, everyone) come true by bringing back Out Of This World! Or shit, I’ll even take California Dreams – Pajiba
The two nutjobs who are One Million Moms are furiously using Google Translate to send a hate letter to Doritos Mexico for this commercial for Doritos Rainbow – OMG Blog
If you woke up in the middle of the night, wondering if Salma Hayek is STILL in a bikini and STILL on vacation, here’s your answer – Popoholic
Courtney Stodden’s goal is to help make marriage not legally possible for anyone under the age of 18 – Egotastic!
IHOP is also now IHOBB, which, sorry, fans of bareback glory holes, does not stand for International House of Barebacking. It stands for International House of Burrito & Bowls – SOW
DJ Khaled and Fat Joe are doing OnlyFans together. It’s a good thing for anti-coochie eater DJ Khaled that Fat Joe doesn’t have a vagina, because their subscribers can’t request for him to eat it – Just Jared
Those were the days when a ton of TV shows used the “same actor of a character playing the character’s identical relative” gimmick – Kenneth In The (212)
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