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January 18, 2021 / Posted by:

In an extremely important story that brings new meaning to “bomb ass pussy,” a woman in North London claims that the Gwyneth Paltrow twat candle that she won online burst into flames and caused an “inferno” in her living room. The woman and her partner eventually put out that firecrotch and threw the candle out. Goopy Paltrow hasn’t responded to her pussy (candle) being on fire, but well, I’m not surprised by her coochie candle combusting. I mean, Goop is known for peddling dangerous shit  – The Sun 

If you happen to see a plaque outside of a Target in Los Angeles, stating that it has been deemed a holy site, that’s because St. Angie Jolie recently paid a visit to it – Lainey Gossip 

Angela Bassett’s teenage kids never ever leave their rooms and that may seem like typical teenage shit to you, but these are the children of Angela Bassett!!! They should be coming out of their rooms all the time to beg their mom to bust out her Proud Mary moves for their TikTok – Celebitchy

It only took electing Joe Biden to bring on the triumphant return of The New Radicals! – Pajiba

Dr. Dre went back into the studio after getting out of the hospital, where he was being treated for a brain aneurysm, and that seems crazy to me, but then again he needs to keep working to pay his lawyers in his never-ending divorce tussle with his wife – Entertainment Weekly

“For why are you humping my head?” thought that adorable puppeh about Hailey Bieber humping his head – Egotastic!

If you’ve always wanted to see the hot ginger Pit Crew member from RuPaul’s Drag Race with a tennis racket and his ginger pubes and peen out, it is your lucky day! – (NSFW) OMG Blog

After years of everyone screaming, “You’re thirsty!”, at Olivia Munn, she finally got the hint and drank some water – Popoholic

Gay adult film star Matthew Camp and his roommate escaped a house fire that’s believed to have been started by a homophobe in a hate crime, and to add a layer of fuckery to this story, the house was previously owned by a high-ranking member of the Church of Satan (no, not Kris Jenner) – Towleroad

Pic: The Sun

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