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Rowan The Musical Pig!
Rowan is a Juliana Pig (not to be confused with Giuliani the Pig) who lives with his humans in Anchorage, Alaska. Rowan isn’t just a regular pig, he has many talents, because well, nowadays you gotta entertain these humans to keep them busy from wanting to turn you into bacon. And one of Rowan’s special talents is music. Some play for their supper and others play to not become supper!
But seriously, before we get into Rowan putting every musician out of the game, let’s see some of his other talents. Rowan is obviously the piggy reincarnation of Picasso (Pigasso?) because lay your eyes on this work of high art:
And here’s Rowan showing that he’s a hula hooper master:
And when Rowan isn’t creating artistic masterpieces and elegantly taming a hula hoop, he’s proving he’s the Chopin of our time by expertly playing an extremely difficult to learn musical instrument for treats. Take it away, Rowan!
If a child was playing that, I’d quickly hit the stop button before my last nerve exploded. But Rowan plays it, and not only do I watch the whole thing, but I clap for and awww at him. That’s the magic of Rowan!
Pic: YouTube