Night Crumbs
After Warner Bros. announced that they are releasing every single one of their 2021 movies, including Dune, in theaters and on HBO Max at the same time, Dune’s director Denis Villeneuve let us all know that he’s not into that at all. And Legendery Entertainment, the company that put up most of the money to make Dune, was thinking about suing Warner Bros. Now there’s a possibility that Warner Bros. may give in and release Dune in theaters only on October 1, 2021. Legendary thinks that if Dune also debuts on a streamer, that will fuck up chances for it to become a franchise. All this drama for Dune?! But well, I guess it won’t really be a Dune remake unless it bombs at the box office. That poor gaping butthole monster deserved better – Just Jared
Jennifer Lopez is acting like she and Alex Rodriguez are considering going the Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn route by not getting married instead of throwing a big, lavish, celebrity-filled extravaganza that will be on the cover of People Magazine. Yeah, okay – Lainey Gossip
Here’s some vintage Oscar Isaac from his ska band days where he looked like the AJ in a Backstreet Boys cover group – Pajiba
Kim Kardashian decided to try to get some good PR and gave money to her followers in need. But don’t worry, she didn’t have to scrimp on her weekly Botox budget to do so, because the partner hashtag in her tweet tells me that the money probably didn’t come from her own wallet – Celebitchy
And here’s a serving of some man nalgas that graced screens this year – OMG Blog
“Why the fuck am I sitting in a cooler? I’m not beer,” thought Lucy Hale’s dog – Popoholic
The trailer for Coming 2 America is out and it’s nothing without a cameo from “The Royal Penis Is Clean” royal bather – SOW
Maddie Ziegler or Miley Cyrus on acid? – Egotastic!
Cut to Lucifer and his minions sipping hot cocoa around a fire while wearing parkas and heated-up butt plugs since it’s obvously frozen in Hell – Towleroad
Pic: Warner Bros.