Night Crumbs

December 9, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Prince William and Duchess Kate’s little train tour ended with a maskless photo-op in front of Windsor Castle with other senior royals and THE QUEEN (who definitely told them all beforehand, “Wear a color as dull as your personalities because I’m wearing red and I gotta pop, bitches!“). I’m sure they all had a backyard screening of The Crown after. But really, they left poor Prince Andrew out. They should’ve represented him somehow, like putting a bag of trash or a pile of turd from THE QUEEN’s dog Candy in the shot – Lainey Gossip

Since being a nepotism photographer didn’t really work out for Brooklyn Beckham, he’s going to try to be a nepotism model – Celebitchy

Good news for those of you whose ears bust a nut over the thought of Nicolas Cage saying the word “pussy” and other curse words, he is doing a show about the history of swear words for Netflix. It’s weird that he’s doing it for Netflix. It needs to be done for the American education system because important shit like that needs to be taught in schools! – Pajiba

Gwyneth Paltrow says that Harvey Weinstein was one of the reasons why she took a step back from acting – Just Jared

Viggo Mortensen is still chapped in the asshole over the Green Book hate – The Blemish

Bella Hadid is really feeling that clearance section Sandy Duncan wig – Egotastic!

Shawn Mendes is still talking about how the gay rumors made him mad – Towleroad

Chloe Fineman brought out her carousel of impersonations to read ‘Twat (typo and it says) The Night Before Christmas, featuring Jimmy Fallon’s annoying canned laugh – OMG Blog

Jail for whoever made the decision to cancel a show starring Rita Moreno a second time! – SOW

Pic: Getty

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