Night Crumbs

December 1, 2020 / Posted by:

THE PLOT THINS in the tale of the mysterious flathead silver alien dildo that magically appeared in the Utah desert. A group of dudes were seen taking it away in the middle of the night, and yes, I’m telling myself that the men who took it away were actually aliens disguised in human costumes – Towleroad

45-year-old Johnny Galecki and Alaina Meyer, his 23-year-old girlfriend and mother of his 1-year-old kid, have broken up. Well, the good news is that they’ll no longer have awkward moments where a restaurant server says to Johnny, “And what would your daughter like? The children’s menu is at the bottom, honey.” ¬† – People

As the entire Hollywood pap industry breathed out a mask-covered sigh of relief, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas returned to the pap stroll РLainey Gossip 

Chrissy Teigen got into the shame she felt by not being able to produce baby leche and wants to normalize using formula – Celebitchy

Lily-Rose Depp found the original pic filter, an antique mirror which gives you sharp-as-fuck alien cheekbones (and also forehead veins) – Popoholic

Amanda Kloots, a fitness influencer whose husband Nick Cordero died of COVID-19, and Elaine Welteroth, former editor of Teen Vogue and a Project Runway judge, have joined The Talk full-time – Just Jared

I guess I’m not the only one who thinks that in The Flight Attendant, Kaley Cuoco gives her greatest performance since that time she “datedHenry CavillPajiba

Since my eating hole has swallowed approximately 978 bags of Mother’s Circus Animal cookies during quarantine, I’m whatever Quarantine Barbie has a bag of Mother’s Circus Animal cookies with her – OMG Blog

And finally, here’s some vintage Christina Hendricks of her giving us “Charlotte Russe clearance section version of Angelina Jolie in Hackers” glamour – SOW

Pic: Utah Department of Public Safety

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