Night Crumbs
Fresh off from saying that he really did give 14 of his best friends $1 million each, George Clooney claims that for 25 years, he’s been cutting his hair with one of the greatest beauty inventions of all-time: the Flowbee! George Clooney is a noted bullshitter, so at first, I figured he was fucking with everyone or possibly just bought stock in Flowbee (which is a MUCH better investment than that tequila of his). But well, George’s Ceasar cut from 1995 does look like the work of a malfunctioning Flowbee, so… – Pajiba
Okay, but if the paparazzi didn’t get pics of Ben Affleck, Ana de Armas, and his kids taking a post-Thanksgiving strut down the pap stroll, did Ben Affleck even spend Thanksgiving with his kids? – Lainey Gossip
The Undoing finally came undone last night because we got the answer to the question, “Who killed Elena Alves?“, which was TRYING to be the “Who shot J.R.?” of our time. And to me, if anyone’s going to win an Emmy for that show, it better be Nicole Kidman’s wig because it held on when she was running at the end – Celebitchy
While talking about the “tension” between him and Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of Zodiac, David Fincher reminds us that not even a Santa-hat-wearing topless Jake could save Jarhead – OMG Blog
As Aunt Becky and Mossimo suffer the punishment of sleeping on a prison bed that isn’t Duxiana, their daughter Olivia Jade is striking sad selfie poses in a bikini – Egotastic!
Zoey Deutch is in a bikini too (but isn’t striking sad selfie poses) – Popoholic
POSSIBLE PLOT TWIST: Maybe Rita Ora (pronounced: Who?) called the cops on herself because she knew her COVID rules-breaking birthday party would actually get her some attention – Jezebel
That mysterious Hot Slut monolith has disappeared from the desert in Utah and a similar one popped up in Romania. So either the alien takeover has begun or artists are art-ing or this is just an elaborate marketing stunt to promote the new online store SilverPillars4U.com – Vice
Jonathan Bennet (aka Aaron Samuels from Mean Girls) and Jaymes Vaughan (aka one-half of Team Chippendales from the Amazing Race) are getting married – Towleroad
David Prowse, who was the physical embodiment of Darth Vader in the first Star Wars movie, died of coronavirus at 85 – Just Jared
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