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The Fanny Pack-Wearing The Rock “Balloon“!
Macy’s went on with its annual Thanksgiving Day parade yesterday, but because they didn’t want coronavirus having itself a huge orgy by fucking the lungs of many, there weren’t any crowds gathering in the streets of NYC. They kept the crowds away by using pre-recorded performances and mostly replacing its usual real-life gigantic balloons for “augmented reality” ones, which looked they were done up by a community college special effects drop-out using clip art from the 90s. But I can’t totally hate on those AR balloons because one was of a young The Rock giving us the triple panty creaming power of a fanny pack, a turtleneck, and a chain.
Here’s some of the fuck effort AR balloons that just scream: Graphic design CGI is my passion!
An army of AR (augmented reality) CGI fake flying sea horses floating down street in NYC, were on my TV when I turned it on. For a moment I lost my mind. 😳So #2020 .. forgot it was the #VerizonLive #MacysParade pic.twitter.com/rn5QDj3kUN
— Rant Mashup (@rantmashup) November 26, 2020
#MacysParade AR balloons look like they're from 1995 lmao pic.twitter.com/TRO2N2YMul
— 🎃 spooky da vinky 🎃 (@_necropants) November 26, 2020
Even the special effects team of Sharknado is looking at those things like, “Cheap!”
But well, in NBC’s defense, it looks like they spent most of the AR balloon budget on The Rock’s fake Thanksgiving Day parade balloon. To promote that show about The Rock’s life, they used 99.999999% of the AR balloon budget (which I’m guessing was like $7.99) to pay homage to his “Buff Lesbian” look of the 90s AKA his hottest look.
We only know how to do it big. 💪 #YoungRock is coming to NBC, February 2021. pic.twitter.com/pm6M72rsod
— NBC Entertainment (@nbc) November 26, 2020
Honestly, it’s a good thing that wasn’t a real balloon that actually went down the streets of Manhattan. Because if it did, NYC would be under an ocean of coochie cream right now.
Pic: NBC