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Mark Gdd, the taco-eating champion of Sparta, Michigan!

There’s a good reason for why Mark Gdd’s last name looks like a typo of God, because he’s a God when it comes to munching down tacos…. in Sparta, Michigan. Oh, DJ Khalid, stop puking in your mouth, I’m not talking about that kind of taco. I’m talking about actual tacos. Mark Gdd recently got himself a taco-eating record by guzzling down 41 tacos in one sitting. “Pfft! Big deal, I’ve eaten way more taco than that” said the ghost of taco-munching lover Rob Ford.

MLive says that Mark is a stay-at-home dad from Albany, NY, and in his free time, he and his family like to travel the country to places where he competes in food eating contests. Mark recently paid a visit to Sparta, Michigan to take on a taco-eating challenge at Downtown Trini’s and Margarita Joe’s. The record there was 40 tacos in a two-hour sitting. Mark easily took down the record by eating 41 tacos in one hour, 26 minutes, and 59 seconds. And Mark didn’t say this, but I’m sure he beat another record by destroying Trini and Joe’s toilet in 30 seconds flat.

While in Michigan, Mark also took on other food challenges like downing a 3-pound burger in 11 and a half minutes, and a 5-pound meal of a BBQ pork sandwich and fries in less than 49 minutes. Mark has a YouTube channel where he shows off some of his food-guzzling skills, and he says that since he’s become a competitive eater, he’s actually lost weight:

“I was 265 pounds at 5′ 11″ and I am now 172 and have remained that weight for almost three years now. I continue to do food challenges because I really enjoy it, and it’s a fun way for my family to travel and go places we would not normally go.”

Yeah, I know that 41 tacos in 90 minutes is amateur hour since that’s about a taco every 2 minutes and Joey Chestnut did 82 tacos in 8 minutes last year. But well, he’s still got a taco-eating title. And whenever I eat 41 tacos in 90 minutes while stoned as hell, the only thing I end up with is a blown-out butthole. I know, I say that like it’s a bad thing.

Pic: YouTube