Night Crumbs
As that Bride of Frankenstein reboot starring Angelina Jolie continues to collect dust in development hell, it was announced that A24 and Apple have joined forces to do a new take on it called Bride starring Scarlett Johansson. ScarJo will play the perfect wife, who was created by some rich mogul and later flees his ass to find her true self. Everybody’s probably phew-ing over ScarJo making a non-messy acting choice, but don’t be so sure that she won’t get into the writers’ ears like, “Hear me out, what if we make the bride an Asian transgender tree…” – Just Jared
Um, are we sure that Prince Philip even remembers exactly who Meghan Markle is and doesn’t refer to her as “that one who sponges off that ginger one” – Celebitchy
Lily Allen has put out a sex toy, and strangely enough, it isn’t a big growling hairy vibrator that she calls The Hopper – Pajiba
That no-eyed ball of adorable fluff is probably exuding potent happiness because Lucy Hale finally stopped cruelly making ’em hike and picked ’em up – Popoholic
Pizza doesn’t deserve this – OMG Blog
Not pictured: Sandy the Dog’s wig blowing off as Jennifer Hudson belts out Tomorrow from Annie – Towleroad
The women of color who worked on GLOW wrote a letter to the creators and producers of the show asking for better representation and storylines, and well, the show was canceled due to coronavirus, but I can see some producer or exec look at that letter and say, “Aww fuck it, just cancel it.” – Lainey Gossip
Glamour was served three ways during the Knot’s Landing reunion that starred Donna Mills, Michele Lee, and Joan Van Ark – Greg In Hollywood
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