David Harbour And Lily Allen Got Married In Vegas
Rumors of a possible David Harbour/Lily Allen secret marriage have been going around for months. But turns out everything before this has been bullshit, because these two only officially got married on Monday, just a day after receiving their marriage license. The ceremony was in Las Vegas. With an Elvis officiant. And a reception at In-N-Out. Sorry, y’all, Britney Spears and Jason Alexander did it sixteen years ago. Hopefully, this union lasts longer than 55 hours (if they make it past tonight, that’s a win).
Both 35-year-old Lily and 45-year-old Sexy Daddy Hopper posted pics of the nuptials to Instagram:
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In a wedding officiated by the king himself, the people’s princess wed her devoted, low born, but kind credit card holder in a beautiful ceremony lit by the ashen skies courtesy of a burning state miles away in the midst of a global pandemic. Refreshments were served at a small reception following.
The newlyweds have been smooching in public since last summer. In March, American David (although he spells Harbour the British way) flew to London to quarantine with Lily. Just last week the couple finished up a yachting trip along the Croatian coast. No two-week quarantine once they got back to the USA, I guess! Unless they’re still on vacation time. Vacation time is all sorts of fucked.
But Mazel to the happy couple, This is David’s first marriage and Lily’s second. She has two girls with ex-husband Sam Cooper: Ethel Mary, 8, and Marnie Rose, 7. Both twee old fashioned names to match Lily’s twee 60s wedding dress (which I actually love). The wedding pictures show both daughters seemingly dressed as flower girls. A very important job, indeed. Those petals can’t just randomly fling themselves onto the ground!