Afternoon Crumbs
Before we all found out that David Foster’s 70-year-old jizz fish has still got it, he and a pregnant Katharine McPhee went out to dinner in Montecito with Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle. That poor fetus is probably covering their ears because Katharine is never ever going to stop blabbing about having dinner with the Sussexes. But well, instead of covering their ears, her fetus should brace themselves, because Katharine’s totally going to name them MyMomIsFriendsWithTheSussexes Foster-McPhee – Lainey Gossip
Deadline “accidentally” published a post they had prepared in case Mike Pence announces that he got coronavirus. You know, I read Deadline’s prep post, and nowhere in there did it say: [save this spot for an important interview with The Fly about this matter]. What kind of journalists are they?! – Pajiba
Either Britney Spears’ leased man piece is a fan of Trump or he’s a fan of sloppily-staged photo-ops – OMG Blog
Patty Jenkins thinks that the coronavirus shut down could lead to the total demise of superhero movies with Hammaconda-sized budgets, which means that many a Marvel star better start coupon-ing because those big checks could dry up (they won’t) – Celebitchy
And sadly, but not surprising, theater queens won’t be able to get their fix of some Broadway magic and theatrics until at least June – Playbill
Wayne Knight has brought back Newman to ruin Trump’s budget Maaco makeup job by spitting at him in the name of defending the U.S. Postal Service – Towleroad
Dove Cameron gives the worst advice!!! – Popoholic
I feel Stevie Nicks, but she shouldn’t worry about coronavirus taking away her last years of youth since she’s going to live forever – Jezebel
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