Night Crumbs
After renewing On Becoming a God in Central Florida for a second season, Showtime has decided to cancel it completely and they claim it’s because that pus-oozing piece of demonic trash known as coronavirus has made it difficult to shoot more episodes. First Glow, and now this?! Pull out a can of AquaNet (pink bottle) and prepare to attack a bitch because this is a war on 80s and 90s glamour – Deadline
If Max IAlreadyForgotHisLastName was truly a Christian man of God, he’d stop committing the sinful and evil act of beating the dead and mutilated horse that is his break-up with Demi Lovato. It’s what Jesus wants! – Lainey Gossip
The trailer for the second season of Netflix’s Unsolved Mysteries is out, and the only thing I have to say is that the second season better feature the iconic UPDATES graphic if they bring us updates from season one. It’s what Robert Stack wants! – Pajiba
As fire shoots out of Taylor Swift’s Republican daddy’s ears, she has endorsed Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. And I’m guessing Tay Tay’s daddy was near those cookies when flames shot out of his ears because it would explain why they look burnt – Celebitchy
Lily-Rose Depp’s Chanel jacket looks like it was made from Sno-Balls, so what I’m saying is that it’s the most beautiful thing that Chanel has ever created – Popoholic
Now THIS is my idea of a piping hot Pumpkin Spice Latte – OMG Blog
Errr, if Comedy Central India is going to censor parts of Schitt’s Creek for gayness, they’re going to have censor the whole damn show – Towleroad
As Armie Hammer is living that single bitch life, his son fell and his estranged wife Elizabeth Chambers lets us know that she’s doing it all on her own – Just Jared
For being a mega Catholic, you’d think that Mel Gibson wouldn’t want to ruin Christmas, but yet he has with this maggot-covered mound of reindeer turds – The Blemish
Pic: People/Showtime