Night Crumbs
Tanqueray, the magnificent storyteller and our current reigning Hot Slut of the Year lifted us all with the way she magically spun her legendary stripper tales and now she needs help. Tanqueray, whose real name is Stephanie, was planning to tell more of her life stories in a podcast, but then she fell and is in a bad way. FUCK GRAVITY! A GoFundMe has been set up to help with her medical care (she doesn’t have insurance) and living expenses (she doesn’t get social security), and Humans of New York is sharing her life story in 32 posts. Will Hollywood please take a break from rebooting everything and give us the Tanqueray biopic already, and by that I mean just film Tanqueray as verbal gems leap out of her mouth while a producer hands her check after check.
And a million shady glances were thrown when Cynthia Erivo introduced her rumored girlfriend and alleged wandering poon-haver Lena Waithe at the Emmys last night – Lainey Gossip
HGTV’s Christina Anstead and her second husband Ant Anstead (who gives me shades of her first husband, whose current fiancee gives me serious shades of Christina) have split up after less than two years of marriage. Either something dramatic went down or Christina dumped Ant one day after he heartlessly told her that he doesn’t really like grey kitchen cabinets – Celebitchy
Zach Braff has led the dragging of the Emmys for leaving out Nick Cordero and Sam Lloyd from their In Memoriam segment – People
I am typing this from the computer room at Shady Pines since I am obviously 97 years old now after learning that American Girl has released a 1986 doll – OMG Blog
This upcoming awards season will probably be filled with many fuck deficient speeches from Frances McDormand – Pajiba
Not Love Island thinking it’s too good to have a gay porn actor on its show….. – Towleroad
Lily Rose-Depp is trying to deliver some sexyface but looks more like a puppy who just got yelled at for making a poopy on the rug – Popoholic
Penn Badgley is a dad now – Just Jared
COVID-19 kept Giuliana Rancic and Vivia A. Fox from hosting E!’s Emmys pre-show – THR
Good news for Starbucks managers, you won’t be hit with a flood of TikTokers dancing their way to ask you for an application, because TikTok lives (for now) – CNN
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