Afternoon Crumbs

September 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Brad Pitt took his married model piece, Nicole Poturalski, to France to stay at his and Angelina Jolie’s wine vineyard Chateau Miraval, and she was apparently supposed to stay all weekend, but German tabloid Bild says that she left on Friday, just three days after arriving. So Brad either kicked her ass out after the world found out that she’s married since he has a reputation to uphold as a pure protector of the sanctity of marriage. Or St. Angie appeared in a cloud of black smoke and banished that trick from her property. Or Nicole busted out of there when Brad started talking about art againĀ – Lainey GossipĀ 

So you’re telling me that dumbass Kylie Jenner left America and we didn’t immediately lock the door, turn off all the lights, and stay really quiet when she rang the bell to get back in? What a missed opportunity – Celebitchy

Ryan Murphy welcomed another kid and decided the child should have four last names – Entertainment Tonight

Jack Black went full bear-ified Lex Luthor – Pajiba

Okay, Sydney Sweeney, but I’m more concerned about how it looks like you’re about to kick that itty bitty dog or you’re using that bigger dog as a step stool. Actually, I don’t know what’s going in on that picture at all – Popoholic

Here’s Luke Evans doing Queen – Towleroad

Peter Facinelli brought the sexiness in the name of promoting prostate cancer awareness. And no, he didn’t post a hole pic, which would make more sense. Instead, he brought out his nipples, quarantine-made muscles, and coy poses – Just Jared

Pic: Instagram

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