Afternoon Crumbs

August 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Because Hollywood is deeply stuck in nostalgia hell, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is getting a dramatic reboot based on a viral video by Morgan Cooper. So basically, they’re sucking most of the comedy, 90s glamour, and fun out of original and Riverdale-izing it. I’m all for it as long as Janet Hubert, The Original Aunt Viv, plays Aunt Viv in the dramatic reboot and breaks character at least once an episode to gather the cast around and go in on that career-destroyer Will Smith and that “media hoeAlfonso Ribiero ¬†– Pajiba

And right now, the producers of Saturday Night Live are probably begging Maya Rudolph to come back to play Vice President candidate Kamala Harris, as Donald Trump works on his response statement, which will be, “Do you really want your VP to be a 5?! A 6 at most when I squint?!” – NBC News

The air quality in Britain must be bad right now from Prince Andrew repeatedly farting out clouds of stank jealousy while looking at King Juan Carlos luxuriating in exile in Abu Dhabi – Celebitchy

Kathy Griffin would like everyone to know that it wasn’t her firing shots at the White House – Towleroad

Jared Leto’s Tron movie is still happening – Lainey Gossip¬†

To celebrate her 55th birthday, Viola Davis bought the former plantation she was born at. And no, Ryan Reynolds and Blake NotSoLively, don’t even think of asking if you can renew your vows there – Just Jared

I spent way too long trying to figure out what’s in the reflection in Heather Graham’s sunglasses and I can’t decide between two chairs at a table or the white stereo system my uncle had in the early-80s – Popoholic

This didn’t work on my dog. Snapchat hates pepaw Chihuahuas – OMG Blog

Fitting. – SOW

Pic: Warner Bros.

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