Open Post: Hosted By The Cat Tail That Crashed A Video Call

July 16, 2020 / Posted by:

Thanks to coronavirus keeping everyone (who wants to live) in their homes, workplaces continue to hold meetings via video chat. And that includes the government. One Scottish Member of Parliament, John Nicolson, recently had a Zoom moment involving his ginger pussy making an appearance during a work call. Hey, at least it wasn’t a side piece. That fiery ginger puss refused to stay off-camera and stole the hearts of John’s fellow MPs and also the world!

HuffPo says that John was in the middle of a committee discussion regarding children’s television. Midway between his comments, a fluffy orange tail popped up on his screen interrupting what was probably a serious point. Of course, John addressed the situation telling his puss Rojo (What a perfect name) to sit down, saying, “I apologize for my cat’s tail…  Rojo, put your tail down please.

Rojo stole the hearts of the world because he made a parliamentary committee meeting tolerable. And because of Rojo, John earned himself thousands of new followers. Nothing brings new followers like dick pics and pussy shots (cats, not vagina–but I do mean penises). And John knows what his new followers want and gave it to them:

Wishful thinking on John’s part, because knowing how high-brow Choupette is, I’m sure a government cat like Rojo is too working class for her. She needs the cat of a Prince or something. Snobby puss.

Pic: Twitter

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