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Stretch out your joints because your ass needs to bow down to Loki, the cat who can make a laser-pointer chasing cat stop dead in her tracks. And Loki doesn’t even have to try!
Anybody who has seen a cat play with a laser pointer knows that it makes them go crazier than me trying to chase dick. One human from Pennsauken Township, New Jersey says that her cat Stassi (aka the only Stassi I currently recognize) loves chasing a laser dot and will chase it everywhere except for once place. When the laser dot lands on Loki, Stassi stops and knows not to mess with the lounging king:
My cats Loki (black and white) and Stassi (orange and white) playing with the laser pointer in our apartment. Stassi runs crazy for it until the laser hits Loki. She freezes and won’t continue any further until it isn’t pointed at Loki.
Here’s the video of Stassi checking herself as Loki sits there like, “That’s right, trick.”
Because of this video, Marvel needs to change the name of Loki. Sure, the other Loki is an all-powerful villain but does he have the power to make a cat stop chasing a laser pointer? I think not!
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