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Stuff Yer Face!

Since quarantine started, many of us have been playing a never-ending game of Stuff Yer Face by stuffing our faces with all sorts of carb-infused soul-numbering deliciousness, and the only winner of that game has been the online clothing companies that are getting a major boost in sales from us hos who need to buy bigger pants. But back in the 80s, Stuff Yer Face was a Hungry Hungry Hippos-like game that involved clowns gobbling up as many balls as possible. And yes, I’m so hard-up that I’m actually jealous of board game clowns who got to fill their mouths with balls.

Milton Bradley, who also makes Hungry Hungry Hippos, put out Stuff Yer Face in 1982. Shit was so simple that a Paul brother could play it (cut to a Paul brother’s half semi-working brain cell combusting while thinking about the complexities of Stuff Yer Face). You and your opponent became puppet masters by working the hands of the clowns and using their hands to gobble up marbles. Your goal was to eat as many hardened blood clots (the red marble) as possible. The clown who sucked down the most red marbles won.

Here’s a commercial for Stuff Yer Face, and it’s totally bizarre to me that all of the kids want to play that game instead of marveling at the gorgeous bowl cut glamour those two boys are serving up:

That commercial is also weird for another reason. I mean, why is that mom smiling at them playing? Well, maybe before they started playing that eardrum-murdering torture device, she took a few painkillers to keep her nerves from splitting. That must be it.

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