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Kitzia, the “new” Grumpy Cat!
A little over a year ago, Heaven got a lot more adorably grumpy when Grumpy Cat went off to the afterworld, a place where her humans can’t drag her to some event and force her to pose with other humans for a check, and where her real name isn’t “Tardar Sauce.” Well, her grumpy successor has blossomed in Florida (and yes, that explains her level 10 “The fuck did I do to deserve this?” face). All hail, Kitzia, the Grumpy Pussy Queen of Florida!
Grumpy Kitzia lives in Orlando, Florida with her human, Viktoriia Otdielnova, who is a photographer and originally from Ukraine. Bored Panda says that Kitzia’s beautiful bitchface first made its debut on Instagram two years ago when Viktoriia set up a page for her. This is the first picture of Kitzia that ever went up, and yes her face is screaming: SHIT, please tell me you’re not turning me into of those #CatsOfInstagram.
And this is the second pic, where her face is screaming: Damn, you did it.
Since then, Kitzia’s page has gotten over 70k followers. Viktoriia says that you can’t judge a grumpy book by its cover, because Kitzia may be giving you several layers of “EAT MY LITTER BOX SHIT” on the outside but she’s sweetness on the inside:
However, that’s just how Kitzia looks and there’s nothing she can do about it. In reality, she’s a sweet and lovely catto who loves playing with her owner. But just like any other pet, she also sometimes throws temper tantrums and they work perfectly with her permanent scowl.
Here’s more of Kitzia’s grumpy brilliance from her looking like me when it’s 5:45 on a Monday morning, and my alarm is going to go off at 6:00 but my bladder has let me know that I have to piss, which means I have to pull myself out of bed early:
….to her looking like she just read J.K. Rowling’s tweets:
…to her realizing that there’s only one glass left in the box of wine and BevMo! is closed:
…to her signature “fuck you and your entire family tree too” face:
There hasn’t been a grumpier pussy since Stormy Daniels’ after Trump sexed her.
I’m sure that the Original Grumpy Cat is looking down from heaven with pride at the heir of her grumpy queen throne (cut to Grumpy Cat throwing a grumpy look from heaven over us thinking she’s replaceable). May Grumpy Kitzia rule grumpily over her grumpy kingdom for many grump years to come!
Pic: Instagram