Open Post: Hosted By A Coyote Playing Mini-Golf

May 31, 2020 / Posted by:

And now for another chapter in Dlisted’s ongoing series of coyotes behaving like cartoon coyotes.

One family in Tarzana, CA, got a close encounter of the adorable kind when their night-censor cameras caught a coyote playing around in their backyard. But then the coyote decided to put Tiger Woods out of business by playing around with a golf ball. Obviously, suburban California is known for big pussies and other killer creatures coming down from the mountains after dark, but the big question here is…who has a mini-golf course in their backyard?

This video in question was captured at about 11:45pm on May 22 and features the typically vicious animal acting like a curious pup at the sight of a bright pink golf ball. The coyote approaches and immediately picks it up between its teeth and starts tossing it up in the air. It’s actually 1000x more interesting than watching real people play golf.

The homeowner and uploader of the video goes on to say that the coyote played with the ball for about three minutes before dropping it one last time and fucking off back to the woods to look for food. Three minutes? That’s two minutes and fifty seconds longer than I would be able to remain interested in golf, so good for him!

Pic: YouTube

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