Afternoon Crumbs

May 29, 2020 / Posted by:

So much for the hipsters sweating their nipples off while wearing cable-knit half sweaters, corduroy coochie cutters, and fall leaf crowns as they roll on pumpkin spice-flavored molly during Coochella this October. Because it looks like it’s not happening this year at all. The neighbors of Vanessa “People Are Inevitably Gonna Die” Hudgens better get some earplugs or else their eardrums are going to explode from her wailing with sadness over this  – Complex

Julia Roberts showed her love for Barack Obama on her face, and from the neck down, she showed her love for the clearance section of the Land’s End catalog circa 1990 – Lainey Gossip 

Prepare to see the bags of all bags under Savannah Guthrie’s eyes on the Today show on Monday from her losing sleep over a shit bag of smug feeling “betrayed” by her – Celebitchy

But my question is: How in Sally’s Beauty Supply robbery HELL did Lindsay Lohan afford a Dyson blowdryer? – Pajiba

When the world finally ends, all that will be left will be roaches, Betty White (because Betty White is immortal, duh), and Justin Theroux fighting with his neighbor – The Blemish

Jessica Simpson is giving you Vaseline face and muscled-up legs while posing in what looks like a children’s clothing store – Egotastic!

Meanwhile, Vanessa Hudgens’ dog looks unamused, so they must be watching one of her movies – Popoholic

We’re now living in a world where Taylor Swift drags Jabba the Trump while Kanye West supports him – Just Jared

And you deserve an elegant break today, so get into these McDonald’s arch brows of sophistication – OMG Blog

Pic: Wenn.com

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