Night Crumbs

May 4, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

There was a rumor that Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle talked to two of their favorite journalists for a new biography about them. Well, that book is coming out in August and the official title is FINDING FREEDOM: Harry, Meghan and the Making of a Modern Royal Family. But the publisher didn’t say anything about getting direct interviews with PHG and Meghan for it. I’m sorry, but that book cover is a false advertising mess. The publishers are demonic for calling it Finding Freedom and using a picture of PHG looking like his right hand is about to open up his pants and free his ginger crotch scepter. We all know the book isn’t about that, sadly. Cruel! – Lainey Gossip

Kate Beckinsale apparently thinks her current fetus-faced piece is a perfect quarantine boyfriend, which means she’s going to dump him when this lockdown ends or when he turns 23, whichever comes first! – Celebitchy

Two months ago, Amanda Bynes claimed she had a CASE OF THE BABIES, but now her lawyer is saying that ain’t so and she’s not pregnant – Just Jared

Okay, Gordon Ramsay, we all know you just wanted to show off your angry tits in that dress – Pajiba

Jeremy Piven just had to go and ruin a perfectly hot thing – SOW

Those YouTubers better hope they don’t one day wake up covered in sardine oil in a tiger’s cage – Towleroad

Bella Hadid once again shows us the impressive range of emotions her face can deliver, and that’s great and everything, but what in slutty Boca Raton grandma circa 1987 HELL is she wearing? – Popoholic

And today’s episode of We’re All Fucking Bored – Egotastic!

Pic: Dey Street Books

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