There was a rumor that Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle talked to two of their favorite journalists for a new biography about them. Well, that book is coming out in August and the official title is FINDING FREEDOM: Harry, Meghan and the Making of a Modern Royal Family. But the publisher didn’t say anything about getting direct interviews with PHG and Meghan for it. I’m sorry, but that book cover is a false advertising mess. The publishers are demonic for calling it Finding Freedom and using a picture of PHG looking like his right hand is about to open up his pants and free his ginger crotch scepter. We all know the book isn’t about that, sadly. Cruel! – Lainey Gossip
Kate Beckinsale apparently thinks her current fetus-faced piece is a perfect quarantine boyfriend, which means she’s going to dump him when this lockdown ends or when he turns 23, whichever comes first! – Celebitchy
Okay, Gordon Ramsay, we all know you just wanted to show off your angry tits in that dress – Pajiba
Jeremy Piven just had to go and ruin a perfectly hot thing – SOW
Those YouTubers better hope they don’t one day wake up covered in sardine oil in a tiger’s cage – Towleroad
Bella Hadid once again shows us the impressive range of emotions her face can deliver, and that’s great and everything, but what in slutty Boca Raton grandma circa 1987 HELL is she wearing? – Popoholic
And today’s episode of We’re All Fucking Bored – Egotastic!
Pic: Dey Street Books