Another day, another example of a fool (or likely a team of fools) who just can’t manage to read the room. Rita Ora‘s music video for her latest single, “How to be Lonley”, is getting some online shit since nobody can find a damn egg, and yet, here’s Rita delivering real art by making egg angels in a field of eggs. Yes, Rita Ora is the reason why none of us can find eggs!
People everywhere are cooped up and mad, with nothing to do but air out their frustrations on Twitter. Which is why people got pissed over Rita wasting a bunch of eggs (although, it looks like some of the eggs were CGI’d in during post) while bringing some salmonella sexiness.
I’ve just been alerted by something I chose to read that Rita Ora lays around in eggs in her music video?? I am very emotionally affected by this. So many eggs, wasted. Uncooked and crushed #cancelritaoraforwastingeggs I might let myself cry about this
— liz murphy (@lizzmurphh) March 29, 2020
anyone seen the new Rita Ora video Lonely where she smashes hundreds or thousands of eggs? Its such a waste of food
— Laura C Perenic ☕️ (@LPerenic) March 29, 2020
Rita Ora is the reason I haven’t been able to find eggs for the past two weeks pic.twitter.com/y3DLdECNgL
— trolls world tour stan account (@ReidReceipts) March 27, 2020
For context, the egg scene is a very tiny segment of the video. But it appears to show Rita decked out in a bikini top, crushing thousands of eggs while whining about being alone and writhing around in a soupy puddle of yolks. Nobody from Rita’s team appears to be rushing out to calm people down. No answers to the important questions like: Are they all fake eggs? Are they all fake yolks? Will Rita ever just stop?
Watch the future Video of the Year winner, in all its messiness: