Prince Albert Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus

March 19, 2020 / Posted by:

Karl von Habsburg, the Archduke of Austria, was the first royal to tell everyone that he caught coronavirus. Now Prince Albert II of Monaco has announced that he has also tested positive for corona, making him the first head of state to get it (THAT WE KNOW OF). Even the pristine blue blood of a royal is no match for corona. QUICK! Quarantine Prince Hot Ginge in a place where not even disgusting germs will dare to go! Yes, I’m talking about my bedroom.

The palace of Monaco announced today that 62-year-old Prince Pierced Peen tested positive for corona and is currently in self-isolation and is being treated.

The palace said that Prince Albert was tested on Monday and the test came back positive yesterday. Doctors from Princess Grace Hospital Center are monitoring him and he’s working from his private apartments at the palace. CNN says that before Prince Albert tested positive, Monaco, which has a population of around 40,000 people, had nine known cases. The palace went on to say this in their statement:

“His Serene Highness urges the people of Monaco to respect the measures of confinement and to limit contact with others to a minimum. Only the strict observance of these confinement measures will make it possible to stop the spread of the coronavirus.”
Who knows if Prince Albert’s wife of 8 years, 42-year-old Princess Charlene of Monaco, or their 5-year-old twins, Princess Gabriella and Prince Jacques, have been tested. But do they need to be? I mean, I’m not sure if Princess Charlene, the twins, or any of his other children caught it from him because that would mean they had some kind of physical contact with him. Shit, I bet Princess Charlene has been social distancing from him for years, and when she found out, she said, “I better social distance myself by thousands of miles,” before grabbing her twins and passport and running off to her homeland of South Africa.

Pic: Wenn.com

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