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Kratu, the pooch who once again became the breakout star of the Crufts dog show!
One year after Ollie easily won a million hearts (and zero awards) by taking on the Crufts agility course like a deranged flea on meth, Kratu took his place as the new crowd favorite. Kratu went viral in 2018 for his fuck effort performance at Crufts, and the next year, he delivered again by shitting all over the rules and doing the course completely wrong. Well, King Kratu was back at Crufts this year to let everyone know for the third year in a row that it’s HIS course and we’re just lucky enough to get a seat to his show.
Crufts is a big dog show held every year in Birmingham, England, and for the past three years, Kratu has taken on the rescue dogs agility course. It’s a non-competitive event, and that’s a good thing for the other rescue dogs who took on the course, because if it wasn’t, Kratu would easily win thanks to getting all the points for charisma and showmanship.
This is Kratu’s last year at Crufts and bitch went out with a BOOM, and that BOOM was from his human busting out a head palm over Kratu’s refusal to cooperate. Kratu never does the course in order and is even more of a hermit than me, because he seems to want to always stayed holed up in his “alone place” aka that tunnel. But once he gets over his obsession with that tunnel, he aimlessly runs around like me playing any sport in high school and finishes up his show by stealing a pole. And honestly, the commentators should give Kratu a percentage of their checks for giving them good material to work with. via HuffPo
“Oh, excuse me,” one of the announcers said with a laugh. ”Now that’s definitely against the rules.”
“What a rascal!” one of the announcers said. “Absolute rascal.”
Here’s Kratu giving his final performance at Crufts:
Wants to be left alone…. Is a mess… Loves putting hard poles in his mouth… Kratu is me and I am Kratu.
Kratu retiring is bad news for Crufts since the show is now 100% less entertaining (until another legendary mess comes along next year), but his retiring is good news for Kratu’s human since she no longer has to down a half bottle of Xanax before he takes the course.
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