Have you ever wondered if you’d have sex with Taylor Swift as a man? Now you can find out, as she dressed up as The Man (specifically, Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street) for her video for her song The Man. And for some reason, the Swifties are stunned that she did this and had no idea it was her until the ending “twist” reveals as much. Okay but, if you have two working eyes and even an ounce of deductive reasoning, you can guess that Taylor Swift is The Man within the first thirty-seconds. But then again, you might also think it’s a Botoxed Tom Cruise on stilts.
Taylor directed and wrote the story of the video herself. The video also features a voiceover from The Rock. And if you don’t believe that the Swifties didn’t believe this video starred Drag King Tay Tay, here’s some proof:
I HAD NO IDEA THAT IT WAS YOU
— bailey ✨ bst hyde park! (@dontblamebailey) February 27, 2020
OMG!!!!!! I m screaming!!! pic.twitter.com/4p0nms3Xxv
Okay chill Swifties, this isn’t a Masked Singer reveal.
And since this is a Tay Tay video, there are plenty of “Easter eggs” in it as well. Before the video came out, Taylor said in a Q&A that there were plenty of Easter eggs, and no, those Easter eggs aren’t her way of making sure her fans watch the video thousands of times to up her view count.
While in the YouTube Q&A, Swift told her fans, “I love you guys so much for deciding to dedicate your morning/evening/afternoon to this chat I LOVE YOU.”
When asked about cameos in the video, Swift teased, “Cameos? There may be some familiar faces but not in the way you think. I love our cameo actresses & actors. I’m happy they wanted to be a part of it. One of the cameos is gonna make you guys laugh [tennis emoji].”
Swift, who loves dropping clues for her fans to find, also addressed the possible Easter eggs she’s hiding in the video.
“How many Easter eggs? Lots and lots,” Swift shared. “More than in any kid’s yard on Easter morning.”
The Easter eggs include a sign that reads “No Scooters Allowed”. Oh my God! Get it?! Because she had major drama with Scooter Braun and Scott Borcheta when they were allegedly blocking her from performing songs live? His name is Scooter! And he’s not allowed! Sure showed him! And the titles of the albums she no longer owns the masters to are graffitied on the wall where she takes a man piss:
— Dana 💗LFE N1&N2 💗 (@LunaRockington) February 27, 2020
And here’s the 4-minute long video if you want to spend 4 minutes wondering if you’d let Taylor Cruise slap you with his Easter eggs.