From the Department of TOO. FUCKING. EASY.
Last month, Wendy Williams delivered some breaking (wind) news by denying that she farted on her own show. I believed her, because when Wendy seeps out a puff of shit fumes, it comes out of her mouth hole, not her culo hole, thankyouverymuch. Wendy proved that again today by turning a harmless bit about Galentine’s Day into a serious little rant about gay men wanting to be women. Wendy added that you’re not a woman unless you get a period. And just like that, J.K. Rowling became a huge Wendy Williams fan!
Wendy has been accused of transphobia in the past. Several RuPaul’s Drag Race queens shit on the news that Wendy was going to co-host, along with Ross Mathews, a Drag Race pre-show on Vh1. They were mad because back in the day, Wendy had performer Erick Atoure Aviance removed from her audience for being dressed in drag. Yes, Wendy got a check for hosting a Drag Race pre-show, but today she made it clear that she’s not into drag queens.
Today is Galentine’s Day, the holiday from Parks and Recreation where girlfriends celebrate the joy of being girlfriends. During Hot Topics, Wendy asked who in her audience was going to celebrate GD. When men started clapping, Wendy let them know that GD isn’t for them, and then she went off about men in heels and pissed off her gay fans.
“If you’re a man and you’re clapping, you’re not even a part of this. You don’t understand the rules of the day. It’s women going out and getting saucy and then going home. You’re not a part. I don’t care if you’re gay. You don’t get a menses every 28 days. You can do a lot that we do, but I get offended by the idea that we go through something you will never go through. And stop wearing our skirts and our heels. Just saying, girls, what do we have for ourselves? Looky here now, gay men, you’ll never be the women that we are. No matter how gay.”
Here’s the clip of Wendy going off on men in skirts, which is rich, since she’s wearing the men’s only garment of pants. And before you press play, I’ve got two warnings for you. Warning #1: Do not watch if you’re allergic to Wendy Williams. Warning #2: Do not watch if you’re allergic to that spirit-destroying chirp that a smoke detector makes when its battery is low.
Woah… did @WendyWilliams just say gay men need to stop wearing high heels & skirts ??? Crazy because a lot of Gay men & Trans men support her because SHE LOOKS ALOT LIKE THEM! I am a Straight woman & I was offended! Some shit you should KEEP TO YOURSELF ‼️🙄😒 pic.twitter.com/eiJX5C29Q3
— 💋JUICIIEST_of_ALL💦 (@MZJUCII) February 13, 2020
Well, it looks like The Wendy Williams Show will never be able to book men who wear heels like Billy Porter (who has been on before), Ezra Miller, Paul Duane, Harry Styles, The Ghost of Louis XIV, and Tom Cruise. And I was going to say that if Wendy keeps at it, any gay or transgender person who does her styling is going to make her look a mess on purpose, but it looks like that has already happened.