Wendy Williams has cleared her life of her cheating husband and is officially divorced and moving forward, and now she is clearing the next issue hanging over her head: Fartgate 2. Yes, we were calling Wendy a free-farter after she seemed to let one rip during her show last week. Well she’s here to tell you that she is not a farter, has never been a farter, and will never be a farter–because she is what? A big-burping queen! Yes, Wendy claims that she is so busy passing gas through other orifices so she doesn’t even fart that much.
People says that Wendy talked about the allegations circling her about Fartgate yesterday on The Wendy Williams Show. After a clip of Wendy farting on television flooded the Internet, we started debating what was clearly a burst of air being sent out of Wendy’s sphincter onto that purple chair of hers. Here’s a reminder:
Wendy Williams just let one out on live TV. 😂
Now don't you act like you don't fart nah what i'm saying 😂 pic.twitter.com/wQAzwrn4Qd
— Sleek Whizz🦂 (@SleekWhizzKe) January 20, 2020
FART! But Wendy claims she didn’t:
“I want to talk to you about something very, very serious. I’ve been going through this for a moment and I would like to have a private conversation with you, okay?
I have never farted once on this show. As a matter of fact, I barely fart, you know why? Because gas gets released several different ways and mine is belching, because all I do is talk… Let me tell you something right now, okay? I don’t lean over like this to release a fart, I’m lean over like this because it’s comfortable. If I sit [straight up] all the time, it’s heavy on my spine. I don’t have the back. I’m not trying to get the back. I like to release my hips and lean, you know what I’m saying? … I’ve been doing this for 11 years on this show!”
She promised that were she to fart, she would have “made a big deal”.
“I would have definitely been laughing, because farts are always funny. You know a girl like me would have been laughing at that! …By the sound of that fart, I would have had to go change my costume! I would have left a mark in the seat. I wouldn’t even save the costume, I would have throw it away. It’d probably be soiled beyond soiled-tivity.”
That’s so specific and now I know it is exactly what happened! During break, they cleared the studio and then lifted Wendy and her fart-soiled seat and carried her to the back to recollect. I know it!
But they have a deep cover-up going on at The Wendy Williams Show. After playing a clip of it–which I respect the shit out of, you play that clip of yourself farting on TV–stagehand, John Anderson, explained that backstage they were setting up for a segment with scientist and author Dr. Kate Biberdorf which required a hose:
“We were filling up a fish tank backstage and we didn’t have the proper hose. The air was just coming out and it was sputtering like someone was farting. Okay? So that’s what it was. It wasn’t Wendy!”
Mmmm-hmmmmmmm–Likely story. Meanwhile, there’s a shit-stained purple chair behind the studio which some intern is going be burning over the weekend after getting an email notification: “Destroy evidence”.
Here’s Wendy talking about Fartgate, she starts around 10:30: