Night Crumbs
The entire cast of Days of Our Lives has been released from their contracts as NBC decides whether to renew it or bury it in the soap opera cemetery after 54 years on air. Even though I was a die-hard ABC soap opera trick and never watched Days, this brings the sads. Because soap operas are going extinct and NBC will probably just replace it with a fifth hour of Today, which will be nothing but a game show where all the women of Today pull straws to see which one of them is going to get pregnant again for sweeps (or a game where they all guess how the fuck did Carson Daly get that job). But at least we’ll always have the legendary storyline of Marlena Evans getting possessed. I’d like to see Today pull that! (“We were possessed by a demon for 20 years.” – Today) – TVLine
The blond lady with the pink streak is all of you who aren’t buying and are unbothered by the PRmance of Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello – Lainey Gossip
Flavio Briatore, the 69-year-old Formula One mogul and father of Heidi Klum’s first kid, has shown up Dennis Quaid by dating a 20-year-old college student. She’s not American and doesn’t go to school here, but if she did, I’d say that student loans are really no joke when they’ve got youngins slurping on pepaw balls to keep from being in debt for 20 years – Celebitchy
This is how Bella Thorne probably answered to those haters saying she doesn’t bathe – Drunken Stepfather
Taron Egerton hated making that Robin Hood wreck as much as I hated watching it at midnight while sober one night (pro tip: don’t ever do that) – OMG Blog
Scarlett Johansson’s dress doesn’t know if it wants to be a dominatrix’s formal gown, a curtain at a Brooklyn banquet hall, or one of Liberace’s table runners – Popoholic
If I had a brain, it’d explode into a dust cloud of biddy biddy WTF after I accidentally read this as “Christian Siriano is Selena Quintanilla” – Just Jared
Disney+ was more like Disney- for some people today – Pajiba
“Phew, it’s a good thing I didn’t wear what I was originally planning to wear to Remembrance Day ceremonies” thought THE QUEEN after looking at Laverne Cox’s highly elegant electric tape nipples gown – Go Fug Yourself
When Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez met Sasha Velour – Towleroad
Pic: NBC