Night Crumbs
The spin doctor that Prince Andrew hired to clean up his shitty reputation and help him spin anything that may make him look even more like a creepy friend of Epstein has quit after less than a month on the job. My guess is that Prince Andrew refused to do what the spin doctor said and finally let the damage control specialist know that little prince, little prince can’t be wrong. And with that, I can now call myself MASC on Grindr since quoting the Spin Doctors is the straightest and butchest thing I’ve ever done – Lainey Gossip
Kaitlynn Carter let out the raw emotions about her break-ups with Brody Jenner and Miley Cyrus in a Tumblr post. Yes, I know it says Elle, but I’m going to choose to believe that’s a typo, because really, Elle?! – Just Jared
“Prince Hot Ginge walked into a locker room full of hot rugby players” is not only something that happens in the porn-fic I wrote about him, but it happened in real life too! – Celebitchy
Dakota Fanning spent her Halloween done up as a sexy bacteria breeding ground (aka a shower puff) – Popoholic
Two things: Katharine McPhee and David Foster are still together and she’s still living that rich trophy wife life – Drunken Stepfather
Lady Gaga’s next acting Oscar bait is going to be Gucci monogrammed, I see – NewNowNext
The paparazzi pic of Britney Spears shaving her weave off was supposedly brought to you by her own bodyguards who allegedly sold her ass out for money – Starcasm
Since Terminator: Dark Fate flopped, Hollywood is probably saying hasta la vista, baby, to that franchise…. until they reboot it in like 2 years – Pajiba
Lena Dunham says she has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome – HuffPo
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