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Dorothy Flowers, the centenarian who really knows the secret to living forever!
Dorothy Flowers of England turned 108 on October 22. Dorothy might have that look on her face, because she’s 108 years old and has seem some shit, so her face is permanently set to: WHY?! But she may also have that look on her face because she’s fucked up on champagne and chocolate. Yeah, that’s probably it.
If I ever live past 100 years old, I’m going to only wear a t-shirt that reads: The Answer To Your Questions Are: Yes, And Weed, Dick, And Pork Rinds. Because when you hop over the age of 100, the only questions people ask you are, “Are you really still alive?”, and “What is the secret to living past 100?” Many centenarians have graciously given us their answer to that question and answers range from staying single to Dr. Pepper to whiskey to six gins to any kind of booze, really. Well, Dorothy is with both the booze AND sugar crowd.
Dorothy lives at the Southlands Care Home in Harrogate, North Yorkshire, and the staff put out a call to Facebook asking for people to send her cards for her birthday. The goal was 108, and that goal was met over six times over. They got 654 cards from all of the world.
There’s a good reason for why they chose a picture of Dorothy taking a sip of what Alexis Carrington calls “water.” After Dorothy’s birthday news made the rounds, reporters interviewed the staff at Southlands about her, and of course asked THAT question. via Yahoo!
Hoping the pensioner would live to enjoy many more birthdays she also received multiple bottles of champagne, the drink she credits for helping her live such a long life.
“Dorothy loves company, so she’ll sit with us at the reception desk each day,” resident manager Helene Ballinger said.
“She’s such a regular that she’s got her own drawer, which we keep full of chocolate buttons.
“Her real secret for longevity though has to be champagne. It’s the only thing we ever see her finish a glass of.
“Needless to say, we’ve been toasting her birthday.”
“You fancy, huh?” is probably a look that many of the oldies at Southlands throw Dorothy’s way as she pushes away a beer to guzzle down some champagne. I’d totally follow Dorothy’s longevity diet of champagne and chocolate, but no. And not because switching to a diet of champagne and chocolate would make my liver explode and give me the ‘betes. But because I can’t afford that life! I’ll just switch to a White Claw and Hershey’s diet. Close enough.
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