Night Crumbs
It makes sense why Drake was cozying up to Kylie Jenner at his birthday party. His first choice Adele (seen above laughing her spider lashes off over that woman suggesting that she and Drake should be a couple) obviously turned Drake (seen above laughing through the pain of her laughing at the thought of them as a couple) down, so he went on to his second choice. I mean, Adele’s look was inspired by Ginger from Casino, so she was obviously on the prowl for a shady casino mogul she could scam – Lainey Gossip
If you live in James Spader’s neighborhood, prepare to see him on Halloween walking around on his knees in a costume while pretending to be a little kid – Celebitchy
You’ve heard this one before and you’ll probably hear it again next week, Jane Fonda spent a little time with her new best friends, the DC cops, again today – Just Jared
Poor Rachel Bilson obviously couldn’t snatch an official Flamin’ Hot Cheetos bathing suit from Forever 21 so she wore a sad, cheap knock-off! – Popoholic
Okay, but I’d rather get mono by tongue kissing a trick – Pajiba
Lottie Moss’ under-titty suspenders mid-riff top deserves a spot in The Museum of Demure Elegance – Drunken Stepfather
There’s a trailer for The L Word revival, but is it really a trailer for The L Word without one clip of Kristen Stewart’s life idol Shane humping on someone? – OMG Blog
TLC is losing their reputation as the emporium of exploitation by not getting footage of Laura from 90 Day Fiancé being a drunken mess in a bar. I thought more of you than that, TLC! – Starcasm
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