Open Post: Hosted By Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Elegance Courtesy Of Forever 21

June 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Brit Brit Spears now has the perfectly demure and sophisticated thing to wear if she ever decides to marry that hot piece of man chiseled out of a boulder.

Frito-Lay and Forever 21 have joined unholy forces for the official uniform of America, a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos clothing line that’ll make you look like a Chester Cheetah Fly Girl circa 1991. There’s a $28 tube dress, $23 swim trunks, $13 chonies, an $18 half-shirt, and a $25 bodysuit that is perfect if you really want something hot and flaming on your crotch but don’t want to fuck John Mayer. And also if you want a fire-spitting Chester Cheetah busting out of your womb, which may or may not be political commentary about pro-choice rights in this country.

Here’s more of models working some Forever 21 x Flamin’ Hot Cheetos messiness while laughing through the tears after getting to set and finding out that the big national campaign they booked was for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos clothes.

And don’t worry, dudes, there’s also something for you. These Flamin’ Hot Cheetos swim trunks can be a subtle way to let prospective fuck pieces know that you’ve got some hot cheesiness that’ll set their loins on fire (aka cheese dick and chlamydia).

There is one very, very good thing about wearing Flamin’ Hot Cheetos clothes. It guarantees that Lil Xan will never ever want to eat you.

Pics: Forever 21

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