Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Cinderblock, the BBP (big beautiful pussy) who is truly working hard to try to lose some chunk!

Cinderblock was just too much pussy for one human to handle, so that human pulled up to the Northshore Veterinary Hospital in Bellingham, WA, in what I’m assuming was a heavy-duty dumpster truck and dumped that fat feline fabulousness in front of their door. It may look like Cinderblock just sucked down the insides of a giant helium tank, but that is all her. August’s HSOTM BeeJay may be looking at Cinderblock like, “All I see is one skinny bitch” But she’s clinically obese, so Northshore has put her on a diet and exercise program. And well, the reboot of The Biggest Loser can go ahead and shut down, because nobody has ever lost the chunk with such enthusiasm and energy as Cinderblock has!

A Redditor claims that Cinderblock once lived with their grandfather, and after he died, their aunt tried to get Cinderblock’s weight down by putting her on whatever the cat equivalent of the Keto diet is, but does that look like the face of a pussy who wants to be on the cat equivalent of the Keto diet?! Cinderblock did end up losing some weight, but ultimately, she was put in more capable hands… and those hands quickly broke from the weight of all that pussy.

“Cinder was my late grandfather’s cat until earlier this year. He was in poor health at 93 years old and Cinder took full advantage, gaining quite a bit of weight (as you can see!). My aunt took cinder in when my grandfather passed and had some success with diets, but ultimately decided to relinquish her to the experts in the interest of cinders health. We always called her “meatball” but cinderblock is definitely more clever! We can’t believe she’s blowing up on the internet now, but I’m sure my grandpa would be happy she’s bringing joy to so many people!”

Cinderblock is on medication and a diet and an exercise program. As part of that exercise program, Cinderblock has to walk on a treadmill, and this is the video that made her the current sweetheart pussy of the internet. The World Market pouf with a cat head and legs seriously exerts herself as she destroys that treadmill by pounding that trick to smithereens.

The water is apparently to take the strain off of Cinderblock’s legs so she can exercise for longer (15 seconds instead of 10).

Honest, I’m impressed with Cinderblock’s determination. Because every time I walk up to a treadmill, thinking that I’m going to use it, I take one look at it, and say, “Fuck this, I’m going to get my cardio in by moving my mouth on a Double Double from In-N-Out.” But there’s Cinderblock, going at it and losing some weight one paw step at a time (watch her only work out that paw until it’s really buff).

Northshore has also been featuring Cinderblock on their Instagram page, since she’s a star now, and they posted this video of how they make her work for her kibble.

If Cinderblock wasn’t committed to her program, she’d definitely bite and eat that foot for playing games like this with her. But really, Cinderblock is my kind of Instagram influencer. You don’t see her getting lipo and then pimping out FlatTummy Tea and claiming it was the key to getting a skinny bitch body! (“Wait, if I get this lipo thing, will you evil humans stop making me walk on that flooded treadmill?” – Cinderblock)

Pic: YouTube

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