Night Crumbs

October 24, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

Popeyes’ sold out fried chicken sandwich may end up in some mouths by next month, and they claim that they’re working on it and have hired more staff. At first I thought that this “sold out” shit was just a shameless stunt, and maybe it still is, but it’s been too long, so I’m wondering if people even care about that sandwich anymore? Oh, who am I fooling, I’m sure we’re going to hear about messes shanking each other in line at a Popeyes as they wait on Thanksgiving night for the return of this fried chicken wonder (like the Pilgrims did). That’s if Popeyes trucks full of fried chicken sandwiches don’t get hijacked by the Chick-fil-A cows – Delish

If nothing gives you the down-low tingles like a multi-millionaire divorced dad whose breath always smells like Sourdough Jacks and Dunkin’ Donuts coffee, and you can stomach the sight of extreme tattooed fugness, get on Raya now, because your dream man Ben Affleck is waiting for you! – Lainey Gossip

Rob Lowe is really glad he made a sex tape with a 16-year-old, and all those “errr, you’re nasty for fucking a 16-year-old” side-eyes were worth it, I guess, because it led to his sobriety – Celebitchy

“Hello, yes, can the doctor squeeze me in at about ten after FUCKING NOW because I just looked at a picture of Katie Holmes in polka dot pantyhose and thought she had a serious case of mole-itis of the legs” is what I’m going to say when I call my ophthalmologist’s office in a bit – Popoholic

When you’ve got a beach date at 1, but have to weld some shit at 12, wear what Isabeli Fontana is wearing here – Drunken Stepfather

Lizzo is 100% that bitch who didn’t pull plagiarizing moves for Truth Hurts, so claims Lizzo – Just Jared

Kathy Griffin decapitated (not literally, FBI) a weatherman who tried to check her on air – Towleroad

Mickey Mouse really does come from Hell because he just ruined Halloween by announcing that Disney+ is doing a Hocus Pocus revival – The A.V. Club

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