Night Crumbs

October 8, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

While wearing the kind of dress that Sammy Jo Carrington would wear to her rival’s funeral (and yes, Sammy Jo would wear it better), St. Angie Jolie brought Shiloh and Zahara out for the Rome premiere of Maleficent 2. This makes me ask WWBPS (what would Brad Pitt say?!), because there was a rumor that Brad ear-farts out streams of hot anger whenever he sees pics of his kids on the red carpet. But please, Brad can’t say shit with his tongue up Kanye West’s holy hole. No, seriously, he literally can’t talk with his tongue up Kanye West’s holy hole – Celebitchy

That ode to Pretty Woman jumpsuit on Julia Roberts IS the look but those dreadful barbershop quartet shoes were a big mistake. HUGE! – Lainey Gossip

How to get your nalgas skin ripped off in one not-so-simple way – Pajiba

Since I don’t have a Google alert for “the goings on of Jojo,” I had no idea that Jojo is now Khloe Kardashian Lite – Drunken Stepfather

Chloe Grace Moretz’s dress looks like the canopy of a snobby girl’s princess bed eating a flight attendant uniform from the 80s – Popoholic

Justin Theroux tortured Jennifer Aniston by making her watch Leprechaun, but if he really wanted to torture her, he’d make her watch Along Came Polly while sober – Just Jared

Shown up by dick: Jesse Eisenberg was – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Fire in the hole, Nyle DiMarco’s firefighter kiss on some ABC show – Greg In Hollywood

At first I wondered why this Avengers assemble shit went viral, and then I realized it’s because of two reasons: man nipples. That’s reason enough for me! – Towleroad

Nick Jonas is going to be a coach on The Voice – SOW

Pic: Wenn.com

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