Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 7, 2019 / Posted by:

Xiaopi, the legendary slut who needed an IV drip after bareback boning at least 5 cats in one night!

That cat is either doing a flawless impersonation of me cursing life after waking up 25 minutes before my alarm goes off with the serious urge to piss and having to decide if I should just get up, stay in bed while pinching my pee slit, or get up and pee real quick before going back to bed. Or that cat’s face might be temporarily stuck like that since he busted a nut at least 5 times in one night. Or that’s his “Ah just busted a nut at least 5 times in one night and I’m now exhausted” face. It’s actually a combination of the last two, because Xiaopi is a horny icon who needed medical attention after laying his spiky pussy dick on at least 5 furry tricks. “Pfft, what an amateursaid Thomas Middleditch.

The Mirror says that a man named Mr. Zhao dropped off his Russian Blue cat, Xiaopi, at a pet hotel in Guangdong Province in South China on October 1. Mr. Zhao let the pet hotel know that his cat was not neutered. When Mr. Zhao picked up Xiaopi, the tired puss was every layer of SPENT, and so he wanted to get to the bottom of what happened. I guess the pet hotel let him look at security cam footage, and that’s when he found out that they didn’t feed Xiaopi and let the puss roam freely with the other cats. And that’s when Xiaopi went fuck time wild and got himself at least 5 kitten mamas in one night. Mick Jagger, who?! The footage was straight out of some shit horny cats would search for on PurrHub.

Mr Zhao wrote on social media: “I thought they’d be professional, but the staff member didn’t feed him during the day, and let him out to roam freely at night.

That’s right – all the cats were free to walk around the shop, and then the employee went home. Between around 10.40pm and 5am, my cat mated with five female cats! And those are only the ones I could see in the CCTV footage.”

And this is allegedly what it looks like after a certified tramp goes on a fuck-a-thon:

Mr. Zhao claims that Xiaopi needed a glucose drip to get good again, and that at first, the pet hotel wasn’t cooperating, but has now agreed to pay for the drip, as well as paying off the owners of Xiaopi’s sex partners. The owners of the cats have also agreed to either give Mr. Zhao a kitten or give him money since Russian Blue cats go for a lot.

“And the pet hotel had the nerve to be upset with me, saying some of the cat owners weren’t planning on having kittens. They wanted me to explain the situation to all the other owners.

“My fucking cat is now exhausted and on a glucose drip – and this is my fault?”

He said: “They’re going to compensate each pregnant cat’s owner $70 (500 RMB), and have promised to sell any kittens on their behalf.

“The other owners have also told me they’ll either give me a kitten or $140 (1,000 RMB) if their cats really turn out to be pregnant.”

Since I’ve heard the soul-shredding sound of cats doing sex before, I’m wondering if all of this is a hoax. Because if cats were having an orgy, I would think that every police officer would bust through the door after getting repeated calls of a horrific mass cat killing. But if it is true, then us sluts have found our new idol who is living the slut dream by almost fucking himself dead.

And now that I look at that top picture again, I’m thinking that Xiaopi made that face after realizing how much kitten support he might get hit up for.

Pic: YouTube/Asia Wire

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