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September 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Nick Lehmann, the friend who got the year-long gift of dozens of heart attacks for his birthday!

Since I am dead inside, I don’t get scared that easily. The only time that whatever is left of my souls jumps out of my asshole real quick is when I make the wrong decision of looking at a front-facing selfie I took after thinking I looked cute-ish in the mirror. But Nick Lehmann is the opposite, and all it takes for his soul to temporarily leave his body is for his best friend Jackson Rickun to scare him by screeching like Ross Mathews getting a nipple wax without sedation.

Writer/actor Jackson Rickun spent a year putting together a very special birthday present for his writer/actor friend Nick Lehmann. Now, I can’t even finish a one-item to-do list in three weeks, but Jackson made sure to a BOO! a bitch every chance he got. In a video montage (working title: How To Get A Friend To Divorce You) that’s racked up thousands upon thousands of likes, Jackson spooks the piss, shit, blood, tears, and other bodily fluids out of Scream Queen Nick over and over again. I don’t know how old Nick is, but he still looks young by the end of it, which is surprising since he obviously aged 30 years from this. And this may or may not be used as evidence in a murder trial one day.

Nick deserves the HSOTD stamp of approval alone for holding that pride flag and that red cup as the life is jolted out of him. That shows true dedication to LGBTQ rights, and the sweet nectar!

Like I said above, I probably wouldn’t fall for Jackson’s scare tactics every time (okay, I probably would), but also because every time I’d walk into the room, I’d be too busy going, “DAMN, this is house is nice!” Those stunning dark hardwood floors alone would distract me from Pennywise, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, and even scarier, bill collectors coming at me once.

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