Night Crumbs

September 17, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

When Entertainment Weekly asked Brad Pitt about campaigning to get an Oscar nomination for either Ad Astray (typo and it stays) or Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, he said no thanks and that he’s going to abstain from that game. Honestly, Brad doesn’t need to campaign. Since he’s in The Koven now, he just has to ask Pimp Mama Kris to make a sacrifice to her boss Satan to make a nomination happen. Although, it may be a little awkward when PMK runs into Angelina Jolie as they’re both hunting for virgin sacrifices – Lainey Gossip

If Kendall Jenner went dirty dishwater blond (apologies to dirty dishwater) to look even more dead in the eyes, it worked! – Celebitchy

The Birds of Prey poster is a dream straight out of the mind of a 90s raver/Hot Topic loyal customer – Pajiba

January Jones wants you to see her chichi vein (side note: Chichi Vein is my drag name) – Popoholic

Cara Delevingne says that Harvey Weinstein told her to tone down the lesbian-ness all the way and get a beard – Towleroad

Katie Price is slathering your eyes with a thick layer of all-natural ELEGANCE by serving “Aphrodite caught in a net” demureness – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

My young gay self who slobbered on the regular to the image of a shirtless David Vickers on One Life To Live is cursing Andrew Rannells’ name for dating him – Just Jared

And on a note of sadness, Cokie Roberts has died at the age of 75 – Jezebel

Pic: Columbia Pictures

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