And Another One! DJ Khaled Is Expecting Second Child

DJ Khaled is still so angry about not getting a #1 album on the Billboard charts that he has to try again. Father Of Asahd failed to make it to the top of the charts despite DJ Khaled’s energy drink scheme devoted fanbase so now he needs another kid so that this time Father Of Another One can achieve what his first could not and sit upon the throne where it belongs! Billboard #1!
How many stories about this said that “And another one!” thing? Like you had to; missed opportunity if you didn’t. DJ Khaled’s first child, Asahd is almost three, so it’s about time to give him a little brother or sister, I guess. He announced Thursday that he and his wife, Nicole Tuck are expecting, calling the pregnancy “a blessing” and that he’s more “musically inspired than ever”. What did I tell you? What did I tell you! Album baby!
So there you go, DJ Khaled’s got an album and a baby coming soon. This is actually surprising news, because DJ Khaled once said that he’s the king and kings don’t eat pussy, but they definitely get their royal dicks sucked. So I would think that Nicole’s vagina would be constantly asleep from boredom and have a “gone to nap, come back in 2 hours” sign over it at all times, so they’d never get to actually make a baby. But they’ve proven me wrong. Congrats to them, hope they sell enough energy drinks albums this time!
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