And Another One! DJ Khaled Is Expecting Second Child

September 13, 2019 / Posted by:

DJ Khaled is still so angry about not getting a #1 album on the Billboard charts that he has to try again. Father Of Asahd failed to make it to the top of the charts despite DJ Khaled’s energy drink scheme devoted fanbase so now he needs another kid so that this time Father Of Another One can achieve what his first could not and sit upon the throne where it belongs! Billboard #1!

How many stories about this said that “And another one!” thing? Like you had to; missed opportunity if you didn’t. DJ Khaled’s first child, Asahd is almost three, so it’s about time to give him a little brother or sister, I guess. He announced Thursday that he and his wife, Nicole Tuck are expecting, calling the pregnancy “a blessing” and that he’s more “musically inspired than ever”. What did I tell you? What did I tell you! Album baby!

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God is the greatest. All I ever wanted to do was inspire the world to be great and to leave a legacy. Almost 3 years ago when I found out my queen was expecting our son Asahd I knew my life would change forever and that OUR legacy would soon be on the way. After that blessing I released some of my biggest albums to date (Grateful and Father Of Asahd) inspired by his greatness. Just when I thought life couldn’t get any better, I received another blessing that my queen is expecting an addition to our legacy. I’m feeling more inspired than ever now. As we go into this journey I’m taking FANLUV along with me to keep the love and blessings flowing to the world ! #FAMILY God is the greatest. MAMA ASAHD ,ASAHD WE GOT ANOTHER ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALLAH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH !!!!! 🙏🏽🤲🏽🙏🏽🦁🦁🤰😀❤️🎉 MY QUEEN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! ASAHD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! And to the little boy in my QUEEN’S BELLY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ! #WETHEBEST !

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So there you go, DJ Khaled’s got an album and a baby coming soon. This is actually surprising news, because DJ Khaled once said that he’s the king and kings don’t eat pussy, but they definitely get their royal dicks sucked. So I would think that Nicole’s vagina would be constantly asleep from boredom and have a “gone to nap, come back in 2 hours” sign over it at all times, so they’d never get to actually make a baby. But they’ve proven me wrong. Congrats to them, hope they sell enough energy drinks albums this time!


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