Night Crumbs
“We could see this divorce coming from our house!” said every Russian after hearing that Perfect Christian Todd Palin filed to legally quit Perfect Christian Sarah Palin’s ass after 31 years of being each other’s messy ball and chain. Todd checked “incompatibility of temperament between the parties” (which is the Alaskan version of irreconcilable differences) as the reason for why they’re doing the Perfect Christian thing of getting divorced. This is the Palins we’re talking about, so shit is bound to get messy. Crack open a Natty Ice, because you’ll need something to cool you off after you’re hit with the piping hot image of a barefoot, leopard heels-wielding Sarah Palin chasing Todd out of divorce court before he jumps on a snowmobile and escapes the crazy – Pajiba
Why do I have a feeling that Prince Andrew’s “verbal dispute” with a “top royal aide” was really his mom beating his ass with her pocketbook for tarnishing the pristine reputation of the royal family again – Lainey Gossip
Delusion, thy name is Cindy Crawford saying that she’s not the reason why her daughter books modeling jobs – Celebitchy
Alexandra Daddario is serving chaperone at a goth prom messiness – Popoholic
I don’t know who Charlotte Lawrence is, but now I’ve seen her wet nipples – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Pauley Perrette has permanently put a NO VACANCY sign on her cooze – SOW
Oh, it’s just a dude twink and a girl twink sucking the life out of each other – Just Jared
Err, paging Queer Eye’s PR team, paging Queer Eye’s PR team, Karamo Brown obviously needs your services now – Towleroad
For a second there I thought that a patch of Hilary Duff’s armpit hair was making a getaway – Hollywood Tuna
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