Prince Andrew left his golfing holiday in Spain on a private jet to have “crisis talks” in England about how more and more shit is coming out about his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. I hope he didn’t have to cut his vacation from his vacation of a life short or I’d be disgustingly appalled! But why do I have a feeling that Prince Andrew’s crisis talks are going to involve him going up to Duchess Meghan and being like, “Could you please get papped throwing a plastic water bottle in the trash instead of a recycling bin so the papers can get off my arse and drag yours for a good six weeks? Thanks, love.” – Lainey Gossip
This was obviously Kendull Jenner’s answer to Pimp Mama Kris telling her that her Kartrashian Koven fame whore ranking is dropping dangerously close to Rob levels – Celebitchy
I was hoping that Angel Evangelista (shout out to those who watch Pose) would be the first openly transgender model to land a Chanel Beauty campaign, but I’m happy for Teddy Quinlivan – OMG Blog
“That IS the definition of me” said demure to this stunningly gorgeous picture of Katie Price holding an ice cream bar while exposing her boob job-taped chichis and villain brows to the sun – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Here’s ScarJo at the Venice Film Festival wearing one of Jessica Rabbit’s hand-me-downs and making the same face I make after reading one of her interviews – Popoholic
An 80s Effie Trinket on a budget-looking Katy Perry presents the next chapter in: When The Video Doesn’t Match The Fucking Song – Just Jared
And finally, I haven’t watched Dance Moms in eons because Abby Lee Miller gives me stage 10 agita of the soul, but this clip needs to be submitted for a Best Live-Action Short Oscar.
DANCE MOMS IS WILD pic.twitter.com/kqNmEBuqK7
— realitytvshow (@bgcslave) August 29, 2019
And those 90s chunky highlights should be nominated for Best Hairstyling, obviously.