Afternoon Crumbs

August 30, 2019 / Posted by:

Prince Andrew left his golfing holiday in Spain on a private jet to have “crisis talks” in England about how more and more shit is coming out about his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein. I hope he didn’t have to cut his vacation from his vacation of a life short or I’d be disgustingly appalled! But why do I have a feeling that Prince Andrew’s crisis talks are going to involve him going up to Duchess Meghan and being like, “Could you please get papped throwing a plastic water bottle in the trash instead of a recycling bin so the papers can get off my arse and drag yours for a good six weeks? Thanks, love.” – Lainey Gossip

This was obviously Kendull Jenner’s answer to Pimp Mama Kris telling her that her Kartrashian Koven fame whore ranking is dropping dangerously close to Rob levels – Celebitchy

I was hoping that Angel Evangelista (shout out to those who watch Pose) would be the first openly transgender model to land a Chanel Beauty campaign, but I’m happy for Teddy QuinlivanOMG Blog

“That IS the definition of me” said demure to this stunningly gorgeous picture of Katie Price holding an ice cream bar while exposing her boob job-taped chichis and villain brows to the sun – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Here’s ScarJo at the Venice Film Festival wearing one of Jessica Rabbit’s hand-me-downs and making the same face I make after reading one of her interviews – Popoholic

An 80s Effie Trinket on a budget-looking Katy Perry presents the next chapter in: When The Video Doesn’t Match The Fucking Song – Just Jared

And finally, I haven’t watched Dance Moms in eons because Abby Lee Miller gives me stage 10 agita of the soul, but this clip needs to be submitted for a Best Live-Action Short Oscar.

And those 90s chunky highlights should be nominated for Best Hairstyling, obviously.



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