Mary-Kate Olsen might want to get to work designing an extra-long, torn, ill-fitting vintage black lace duster and whatever kind of veil will compliment tangly, un-brushed bed head. Because her twin sister Ashley Olsen might be getting married soon, and where would one even find a bridal boutique that would sell the perfect wedding day ensemble? Okay, besides a bridal boutique that was recently ravaged by fire damage.
Ashley (on the right) was seen wearing a ring on her wedding finger yesterday while going to the movies with her boyfriend Louis Eisner.
Ashley Olsen dresses down in a baggy ensemble as she heads to the cinema https://t.co/EH5aOSKfPz
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) July 30, 2019
Us Weekly says 33-year-old Ashley has been dating 30-year-old Louis for about two years. That means she most likely got with him not long after she broke up with her 50-something financier boyfriend Richard Sachs. It’s really too bad she’ll never be Mrs. Dick Sachs, but she seems like she’s got a little more in common with Louis. Like being born in the same decade. And besides, being married to an old finance guy is kind of her sister’s thing. Mary-Kate has been married to Olivier Sarkozy for four years. Ashley’s possible fiancé is an artist.
Ashley hasn’t confirmed whether or not the ring on her finger is the kind that makes you start planning a wedding, and she probably won’t. Mary-Kate and Ashley are secretive, emotionless high fashion weirdos now, not ABC TGIF stars. We’ll probably learn about Ashley’s wedding when she’s seen smoking in a $40,000 couture gown next to a limo with a MARRIED OR WHATEVER sign on the back.