Night Crumbs

May 13, 2019 / Posted by: Michael K

PROGRAMMING NOTE: Before we get into Crumbs… I’m not going to be around tomorrow (May 14) and the next day, because the eyeball surgery I was supposed to have two weeks ago was rescheduled due to the stupid fucking piece of stupid trash laser machine refusing to cooperate. I shouldn’t have said that. Laser machines might be able to read blogs and will turn on me. Then again, that laser machine wouldn’t read this blog because it already has proven it has standards (see: it refusing to touch my eye two weeks ago). Now on to Crumbs!

There’s speculation going around that Lupita Nyong’o and Janelle Monae are bumping ‘ginas, and some think Janelle split from her rumored girlfriend Tessa Thompson and Tessa is now with Brie Larson who split from her boyfriend earlier this year. If this is true and is proven to be true, then the world will end from millions upon millions of lesbians combusting from the drama and hotness of it all, and honestly, it’s not a bad way to go – Lainey Gossip

If you want to watch the live demise of that Bratz boy doll from YouTube thanks to the takedown from his former mentor, that YouTube makeup lady who I keep mistaking for LeeAnne Locken from Real Housewives of Dallas, here you go – Jezebel

Detective Pikachu didn’t take down the Avengers – Pajiba

Olivia Culpo is working the hell out of the green pleather carseats my uncle had in his Datsun in the 80s – Popoholic

Charlotte McKinney, who I thought was a Guess Girl for years, is now a Guess Girl – Drunken Stepfather

I’m just going to focus on that stunning Dynasty chandelier in the background – Hollywood Tuna

Um, isn’t The Gathering of the Juggalos the real Clownado? – SOW

Duchess Meghan is now THAT mom who posts pictures of her baby’s feets on Instagram – Celebitchy

Pic: Instagram

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