Kiglmarz, the unauthorized Avengers of Japan!
Avengers: Endgame will bring in over $1 billion worldwide in its opening weekend, but none of those coins will come from Shiroi City (population: around 62,000) in Japan. Because they don’t need those low-rent, busted ass, trash Avengers when they’ve got their own team of superheroes! Meet: Kiglmarz, who are described as the “unauthorized” Avengers. But please, are we sure the Avengers aren’t really the “unauthorized” Kiglmarz?
The twitter account devoted to mascots, MondoMascots, tweeted about Kiglmarz, calling them Shiroi City’s own Avengers. They are made up of a rotting Sno-Ball with eyes (or maybe that’s the love child of a Pac-Man Ghost and a discarded cheerleader’s pom pom found in the gutter), a stoned white dick cumming leaves (yes, that’s what that is and you can’t tell me otherwise), The More You Know Star, an orgasming peanut, Darth Vader’s Japanese cousin, and a bootleg Power Ranger who got thrown under the bus.
Get into them destroying their enemies and saving the world with some piping hot aerobic marching moves!
— 着ぐるま～ず事務局 (@kiglmarz) February 25, 2018
I probably won’t end up watching Endgame until it eventually makes its way onto HBO and I need something to put me into a coma at night, but without watching it, I can still say that 2-minute clip of Kiglmarz is more entertaining and riveting! I can’t wait for the sequel, Kiglmarz: Age Of Bad Chiitan!