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February 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Gritty’s Girlfriend!

If you really don’t want to bother with this stupid post based on what you think is happening in that pic, then: 1. I don’t blame you. And 2. Just look at the face on the lady on the right. It says everything you need to know which is, “You grown adults aren’t being paid enough to partake in this mess.

Just in time for the scam fauxliday that is Valentine’s Day, the Philadelphia Flyers (that’s hockey) gave us a new icon for us fans of heartless cheating tricks to worship. I guess Gritty, the meth-ed out mascot of the Flyers and former HSOTD, has a human girlfriend, and his human girlfriend is one of the cheerleaders. Gritty also has a best friend in Phillie Phanatic, the hung-nosed mascot of the Philadelphia Phillies (that’s baseball). During a game, Gritty’s hot human girlfriend was doing her thing when she started flirting with her man’s best friend, and that led to them making out right before he was about to surprise her with flowers. Who can blame her? Gritty might have more fame and money, but thanks to that thick burrito dick of a nose, Phillie is the off-brand Muppet mascot version of Adrien Brody.

The whole scene was out of an unauthorized soap opera version of Big Mouth, because Phillie and Gritty are knock-off hormone monsters. It got weirder, though. After Gritty’s heart broke into a million pieces from being betrayed by those two slut whore tramps, he rebounded with two other human cheerleaders.

So if you’re a horny plushie who also yearns for detailed storytelling, you know where to find dramatic plushie porn theater. Book you a flight to Philadelphia now!

Pic: YouTube

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