Last night’s Golden Globes turned out to be nothing more than a graveyard of all the drama that never was. Hosts Sandra Oh and Andy Samberg were over-the-top nice (blurg), nobody wanted to drag Bryan Singer in front of millions (boo), and the one bit of real red carpet drama, Chrissy Metz allegedly calling Alison Brie a bitch, turned out to be nothing more than a silly misunderstanding (hiss). According to TMZ, Chrissy’s not the soapy drama queen we hoped she was. During a Golden Globes pre-show interview on Facebook, Chrissy could be heard saying what many thought was “she’s such a bitch” under her breath on a hot mic after being alerted to Alison’s arrival on the red carpet. But TMZ says Chrissy actually said “babe” not “bitch”. What’s more, she said she considers Alison a friend and that anybody who knows her, knows she would never say something like that.
Chrissy was also extremely nice to the TMZ interviewer who was all up in her face, in a rainstorm. Ugh! She’s got a lot of nerve/manners.
Alison also responded by posting in an Instagram story that she’s got nothin’ but love for Chrissy.
I got to say, I’m disappointed. Where are the fireworks? Where are the tears? It’s the Golden Globes and not one person got a drink thrown in their face! Honestly, I’ll take any drama that doesn’t involve gross men. I know I should be happy about adult women treating each other with respect, especially in #thesetryingtimes, but do they have to do it during awards season? Maybe we’ve all been watching too much Drag Race. Sigh.
Like, why can’t this be real life??!!
It’s not fair. *sniff*