Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 3, 2018 / Posted by: Michael K

The Pound Store Prince Hot Ginge Lolly that wants you to calmly suck it off!

There used to be a little section on Dlisted called Shit You Find At The Dollar Store where I’d post reader-sent-in-stuff from the $1 store with the unauthorized face of a celebrity on it. Well, here’s the British reboot of Shit You Find At The Dollar Store called Shit You Find At the Pound Store. And there’s only one acceptable way to start Shit You Find At the Pound Store, and that’s with some busted off-brand Prince Hot Ginge shit.

Reader and commenter Carefree sent in this picture of what’s supposed to be PHG in lollipop form. Does that look less like PHG and more like the threesome baby of Chuck Norris, Renee Zellweger, and a pile of cut-off foreskin from white men? Yes, but I look at that thing and it’s uncut dick brows and lips, and single nutsack nose, and I say, “I would.” Carefree wrote this about the suckable PHG you can buy at the pound store.

I saw this in a super ~classy shop – also known as a £1 shop – earlier and thought you might appreciate it. Or not but I did appreciate that they even made it orange flavo(u)red, naturally.

I know it’s the pound store, but orange flavored, really? Unless orange flavor is what the jizz of the ginger angels taste like, I don’t think PHG would taste like orange. And it’s a good thing they don’t sell these at my local 99 Cent store, or else I’d probably hear these words from my doctor: “Michael, the bad news is that you’ve got diabetes. But the weird news is that you’ve only got diabetes in your butt.“

Pic: Carefree

Tags: Hot Slut of the Day, Shit You Find At The Dollar Store

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